Nov 27 2007
Since you are all waiting….
All four people who read this site have commented 
and now it is time for me to finish my story on ethics…
Well I would love to tell you that I am a perfect citizen. I would love to say that I got past my own laziness and walked back into that store and promptly asked them to charge me for the excersaucer super deluxe all-in-one baby holder extraordinaire version 2.7.1.
Well folks, did I mention that less than 24 hours prior I spent 11 hours in a car with a three year old and an eight month old? Internet do you comprehend that my morale was in a weakened state? That I was a mere shell of the moral being I normally am? Endless hours of “are we there?” and “I have to go potty but not in the girls bathroom because I am boy Mommy” and “don’t look at me Mommy I’m angry at you” - all of these things had worn on my psyche and I was admittedly in a fragile state.
So people, I drove away. I drove away with my head hung in shame.
Hopefully you won’t judge me (don’t you judge me!), I am admitting my failure to the entirety of the Internets.
It is finished now. Giant toy retailer, I hope I haven’t caused you much pain. In my final defense…SHE SCANNED IT! Nonetheless, I am sorry.
I will say that writing about my ordeal has been cathartic and I do feel a bit better.
Stay tuned for more on my moral failings and defects of character - this site is sure to make you feel better about yourself! Happy reading….
