The Post wherein I sound both pathetic and needy…

So for those of you out there in the blog world who don’t know Dooce, I ask you, what rock do you live under?

I digress.

I love Dooce. I think Heather and I would be good friends if she just had a chance to meet me. I think she would like think I’m like totally cool ya know?  I hope. 

So remember way back in the early 2000′s (how silly does that sound?) when Rosie O’Donnell was still somewhat normal and she had a weird crush on Tom Cruise? She was all amped up about him coming to her show and she just wanted him to kiss her? (BTW – fast forward to 2007 and she likes girls and he is CRAZY)

I digress.

Okay so, Rosie had this whole “countdown to Tom” thing going on her show. So I am going to steal that idea and start a “countdown to Dooce.” My goal here people is for Dooce to come to my website. I want Heather B. Armstrong, goddess of the Internets to click on my site and maybe leave a comment.  A funny one. Because she is funny and I love her.

Again I digress.

So, count with me people as we wait for Heather. I will give you an update daily as to the status of the impending visit from Dooce.

For those of you who (gasp) don’t know Heather – go visit her at www.dooce.com. Spend the day. Really get to know her. She is so cool. Like the cool girl at high school who you just want to sit with you at lunch for a minute because it would totally upgrade your status in the Rally Court. (Hello fellow THS grads!)

Okay now that I sound officially like a stalker, I will stop. However, the counting officially begins now.

Come on Heather, don’t let me down.

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