Mar 18 2008
Five things you don’t know about me.
5. I once knew a guy whose nickname was “Niglet.” He also went by “Choco Taco” and “Chocolatino.”
4. I am more of a Simon than a Paula or Randy. In fact, everytime he says, “If I’m being honest” I think, “Well somebody needs to be.”
3. I don’t like Disneyland. Standing in line with international tourists who don’t use deodorant and have no sense of personal space is not my idea of a good time.
2. I used to read romance novels like a fiend in high school. This would set me up for a series of disappointing romantic encounters in college.
1. I secretly wish that there was a job title called “Life Boss.” Not Life Coach, Life Boss. I long to tell people what to do…on a full time basis.

o.k. I read this at 8:00 a.m. it is now 12:20 and I am still laughing………….you can have that position you want(Life Boss) when I am done!