Jul 03 2008
Isaac on pooping and such things…
Me: Isaac what are you doing?
Isaac: I’m pooping Mommy, almost done!
Me: Okay.
Isaac: Hey Mom? Can you come in here?
Me: Yes, what do you need?
Isaac: I need you to wipe my bottom.
Me: Isaac you are 4 years old and you can do it yourself.
Isaac: I don’t want to. When I’m old, like maybe 7, I’ll do it by myself.
Me: Isaac why don’t you want to wipe? Seriously this is gross for Mommy.
Isaac: Because I have you Mommy, that is what girls are for.
There are no words for this. If this is what I’ve taught him, then clearly I should’ve spent more time at work.
To all of the butt wiping Mommy’s out there, it’s 5 o’clock someplace right? Have a glass of wine…but wash your hands first.
He’s Genius!!
that is pretty adorable - if that isnt a comment from a red-blooded American Conservative man i dont know what is =) and i love it - he can get his card already.
miss you.
Guess what I was asked to do the night you and Kev went out. . . . . yep, apparently the females are suckers for cute little boys.