It’s snot.

Feeling a little under inspired today – first day at a new job will do that to a girl. I sat through 9 hours of orientation. Gawd it was awful. I ate three cookies and drank 6 cups of Farmers Brew coffee just to keep myself awake through the “How to avoid infections diseases” portion  of the day. At some point the word “sputum” was used, which caused my drowsy head to jerk into an upright position and I wondered whether or not I had chuckled out loud or just dreamed that I did.

On the home front, my mom is in town watching the kiddos for me this week. Her first day went off without a hitch, except Josh karate kicked his crib in a (successful) attempt to avoid a nap. He actually managed to dislodge the whole side of the crib and it fell to the floor, with him riding it like a wave. So, long story short…he starts his MMA training next week. Kimbo’s got nothing on my little whitebread brawler. I’m sure he’ll be sporting gold teeth and matching contusions over each eye by 3rd grade, asking everyone to refer to him as the White Heat.

Assuming the children don’t burn down the house and I don’t encounter any infections “sputum” at work, I should make it through this week with lots to write about.

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