First off, I know that my posts have been a little kid-centric lately. But what the heck else am I supposed to write about when my days are filled with diapers, strollers, tunnel slides and Transformers? My body is so spent at the end of the day, it is like my mind can’t even fathom writing something deep.
However, my pre-schooler finds plently of time to contemplate those philosophical questions that go bump in the night. Let me regale you with two separate conversations I had today with my 4 year old.
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Me: Isaac are you going to be a good boy at lunch today with Daddy?
Isaac: Yes Mom, a very good boy. You want to know why?
Me: Because you will be in trouble if you aren’t?
Isaac: No Mom, because Jesus died for my sins, so I can only be a good boy.
Is that how that works?
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Isaac: He’s an idiot.
Me: Isaac, do not say that. It is not nice to say that!
Isaac: Is idiot a bad word?
Me: No, but it isn’t a nice thing to say about anyone.
Isaac: But Ammy said said that the guy who put the nail in the tree was an idiot.
Me: Well, that’s fine but I don’t want you to call someone that name.
Pause…
Isaac: There sure are a lot of bad words in the world Mommy. It’s a real bummer we can’t say them.
Well, yes it is.
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Isaac: Mom, does everyone have a Mommy and a Daddy?
Me: (Holy Crap is he serious with this???) Um…. well, no, not everyone has a Mommy and a Daddy.
Isaac: Why? Is it because they die or because they just done’t have one?
Me: Well, sometimes a Mommy or a Daddy dies, but sometimes kids just don’t have both a Mommy and a Daddy. Sometimes they just have one or the other and sometimes they have two Mommy’s and two Daddy’s.
Pause.
Isaac: Mom, do you think Gwen Stefani would marry me?
Me: Yes Isaac, I do.
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Sometimes I worry that this kid is going to outwit me before he hits double digits.

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