Sometimes the news is like a gift that keeps on giving….

Sunnyvale, CA - Crews were busy cleaning up VODKA off of the road today after a truck, carrying a load of American’s favorite pastime alcohol overturned.

So, you’re driving down the road and come to a sudden stop behind an overturned truck. It’s been a bad day and you think it just got worse, but really, your party is just getting started…empty out that coffee travel mug from this morning girlfriend because you know what? It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

Also in today’s headlines (and keeping with our alcohol theme), is a story about Lindsay Lohan being back on the sauce because of her BFF/lover Sam Ronson’s bad influence.  Oh friends, like we couldn’t see that one coming. Sam Ronson’s not stupid, she knows that Lindsay needs to stay drunk in order to think Sam Ronson’s got something going on other than an obsession with wife-beaters and ugly fedora’s. Drink till’ she’s pretty!

Finally, apparently y’all like my political summaries, because I got quite a few emails about yesterday’s post. Tonight Obama speaks the Democratic Convention. I know that few of you are inclined to listen so I will do it for you and give you a re-cap tomorrow (justanotherjenn style of course).

Remember, if you are close to Sunnyvale, grab a cup and go!

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