So for those of you that read this site, you know about my fanatical love for Heather B. Armstrong of Dooce. Not love, love but you know, like love?

Anyway, today, as I checked out her site, I was shocked. I mean just shocked.

Please check this out and then come back to my site. Okay, are you back now? Now look up. Yeah at my header. Do you see what I see? OMG, it is like we share a brain.

 It gets better though…look at this on my flickr site.

 How crazy is that people? Heather, when will you see that we are destined to be best friends?

 (Hi Heather!)

I grow weary and tired waiting for Dooce. My mind is numb and I’ve stopped counting the days. Why do I care so much you ask? The simple answer is, I don’t remember.

 Dooce you have inspired and entertained me for years now. All I ask in return is a visit to my site -my simple, humble, little site (with a newly designed custom header! yeah!).

Readers, if you care at all about my little quest… go to www.dooce.com and plead my case.

Dooce log, day 3 and 4.

No Dooce activity has been reported. Am begining to think I am alone on this planet.

Stay tuned faithful readers. If you write it, she will come…

So for those of you out there in the blog world who don’t know Dooce, I ask you, what rock do you live under?

I digress.

I love Dooce. I think Heather and I would be good friends if she just had a chance to meet me. I think she would like think I’m like totally cool ya know?  I hope. 

So remember way back in the early 2000’s (how silly does that sound?) when Rosie O’Donnell was still somewhat normal and she had a weird crush on Tom Cruise? She was all amped up about him coming to her show and she just wanted him to kiss her? (BTW - fast forward to 2007 and she likes girls and he is CRAZY)

I digress.

Okay so, Rosie had this whole “countdown to Tom” thing going on her show. So I am going to steal that idea and start a “countdown to Dooce.” My goal here people is for Dooce to come to my website. I want Heather B. Armstrong, goddess of the Internets to click on my site and maybe leave a comment.  A funny one. Because she is funny and I love her.

Again I digress.

So, count with me people as we wait for Heather. I will give you an update daily as to the status of the impending visit from Dooce.

For those of you who (gasp) don’t know Heather - go visit her at www.dooce.com. Spend the day. Really get to know her. She is so cool. Like the cool girl at high school who you just want to sit with you at lunch for a minute because it would totally upgrade your status in the Rally Court. (Hello fellow THS grads!)

Okay now that I sound officially like a stalker, I will stop. However, the counting officially begins now.

Come on Heather, don’t let me down.