Things I’ve learned about the new town I live in:

1. People are pretty active, lots of joggers and dog walking going on.
2. I smell pot almost every night, so I assume most people are also stoned a lot.
3. Not sure how 1 &2 go together. Generally # 2 is a little unmotivating…
4. There is a preponderance of Louis Vitton purses.
5. There is also a preponderance of BMW’s.
6. People are really friendly (see #2).
7. Tourists are already annoying. I feel bad saying this but it is true.
8. Fast food is too far away to be worth it. Again not sure how this gels with #2’s cravings. Maybe late night bagel runs?
9. Fog is a way of life. You must be one with the fog or you will get depressed.
10. The fog makes my hair curly, so maybe my junior high hairstyle wasn’t entirely the perm’s fault.