Well, two of the coolest people in the world had their second child today. That’s right, Gwen and Gavin welcomed baby #2 at the ever famous Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles. However, it appears the two musicians struck a bad chord with their name choice for this bouncing blue bundle. Are you ready for it?

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Look, I don’t want to judge because everyone is entitled to what he or she thinks is beautiful.  Okay let’s be real, that name is TERRIBLE. It sounds like the Rossdale’s couldn’t decide on one wacky name so they chose three and strung them together like some Walmart Christmas lights.

Gwen, how could you let this happen? You are the epitome of cool, you made a whole generation of people think that spelling the word BANANA was actually a good idea for a song. You gave us Harajuku Girls, and now you give us Zuma? I mean at best it is remniscient of the good old alcohol drink Zima , which I used to drink in high school while riding around in a pick-up truck looking for a party. At worst, frankly the name sounds like Puma, which now that I write it out, might be preferable.

However, when you add Nesta to Zuma it sounds, for some reason like you are saying Lunesta, which I think is a sleeping pill. So to counteract it, you threw in Rock for good measure. All you’ve done is just assure this poor kid will get his arse kicked in junior high.

Gwenny, this name is just a hot mess. Call me, we’ll talk.

Well this weekend I bought Raidohead’s In Rainbows album. Yes I know, everyone and their mother downloaded it for free like a year ago and I am a lame ass. I even got a free copy sent to me and I managed to erase it on accident. Then it took me like 6 whole months to go buy a new one. Again, lame ass.

 However, I will say that now that I own the album I am in love. Like everyone else, I am playing it so much it is sure to burn a hole in my cd player soon.

This people, is what justanotherjenn is all about, being the last one to do something and then following along with everyone’s opinions once I get there. Yeah for individuality!

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